Jack Sparrow - The Lonely Island/Michael Bolton (迈克尔.伯顿)

Written by：The Lonely Island

Guys michael bolton is here

Oh great send him in

Hey guys

Hey thanks for coming

How's it going

I'm really sorry I'm late

I just got caught up watching the pirates of the Caribbean marathon

Have you seen those things

Oh yeah yeah those are those are great

Well I checked out the track and I loved it

And I wrote you this big sexy hook I think you're gonna really dig

Oh wow that's great awesome

You wanna just lay it down

Boys let's get to it to it to it to it

Uh lonely island Michael Bolton yeah

The night starts now

Together on the track the boys are back

The night starts now

Night starts now baby roll with us

Chickens snapping at the neck when we rollin' up rollin' up

Blow through the doors ain't no holdin' up

Black card at the bar like I gives a f** k come on

Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the set

F** k the fellas looking jealous

Play the back and get wet yeah yeah

Three pound in my waist shank in my sock

You either get cut get stuffed or get shot

This is the tale of captain jack sparrow

Pirate so brave on the seven seas what

A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga

Raven locks sway on the ocean's breeze

Yeah that was kinda weird but we're back in the club

Buying up the bar so the groupies show us love keira knight ley

Motherf**king ice man I'm the top gunner

Heater on blast I'm the number one stunner jack sparrow

Watch it girl cause I ain't your mr nice guy

More like the meet ya take you home and f** k you twice guy

Yeah yeah

All dressed up with nowhere to run

And now I make you feel crazy with the

Now back to the good part

From the day he was born

He yearned for adventure no

Old captain jack yeah

Giving them what for

He's the pauper of the surf

The jester of Tortuga oh god

But is Davy Jones locker

What lies in store yeah we've seen the movie

Throw your hands in the air

And say hell yeah

Captain jack what

Johnny Depp no

From the front to the back

Say we count stacks c'mon

Davy Jones nope

Giant squid wrong

Michael Bolton we're really gonna need you to focus up

Roger that let me try it with another film wait

Life is a box of chocolates and my name is Forrest grump not better

Though I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed

I give jenny all my love come on

Okay then I'm a legal aid

Erin Rostropovich is my name oh god

Then you can call me scar face

Snortin' mountains of coc*ine close enough

You cockroaches wanna play rough

Okay I'm reloaded ha ha

This is the tale of tony Montana

Cuba no flame with the Miami nuts

Take it home

Got a base head wife

But her womb is polluted

This whole town's a pu**y

Just waiting to get f** ked

Just waiting to get f** ked

Okay it turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile

You complete me yeah yeah okay