Wizard Of Sextown - The Revolting Cocks

There was an evil evil

Evil wizard that came on up to town

That wizard went and snatched them

The hobbits right from their beds oh yeah

Forcing them on a quest

To the east to visit sex-village oh yeah

The women there are eight feet tall

Arms of steel they can rip you in two

Oh yeah they rip you in two

The wizard knew tiny hobbits had oversized hearts of steel

That could charm the pants off of any women

The union of the four foot man and the eight foot women

The wizard knew would somehow save the world

Somehow somehow save the world from peril

The wizard knew if he was wrong

At least it would be amusing

The banshee she cries across the hills

And up my spine

The banshee is following me back home

It's the charm of the cease of your ingress

Oh yeah she cries across the hills

I can feel her nails down my spine

Catching my skin under her fingers

Mutton for the beggars quarters for the thief

Mutton for the beggars quarters for the thief

Mutton for the beggars quarters for the thief

Mutton for the beggars quarters for the thief

I fear not the punishment not the punishment

I fear not the punishment

Persuading discourse they are blinded by your majesty

They abuse your royal ear

They triumph in your woes

They're far from charity

Assurance that the sun does shine

Assurance that the sun does shine

It's the four foot men of sex-town

Being man-handled by an eight foot women

Brings us dark dark times

He doth take her from the side

He doth take her from behind

He doth leave her from his mind

I hear the creeping voice

It's gotten in my head

Head head head head head

The proud women of the east feel shame now

Even hobbits deserve sex

They just have to pay for it