H.Y.C.Y.BH - Tom Cardy

Composed by：Tom Cardy

When my roommate comes into the room

Looking for his car keys

I don't say it yet

And when he gets me off the couch

To check underneath the couch cushions

I don't say it yet no

And then when he says out loud

"I wonder where my car keys are"

I still don't say it

I still don't say it yet

But then he asks me

"Do you know where my car keys are"

I look at him in his face and I say

Have you checked your butthole

Ski-dap ba-dap butthole

I have not seen your keys but since you're askin' me

You better check up that butthole

Of course I'm not serious

I don't think it's up inside your big brown business

But a funny thing to say

To someone who's lost their s**t and is stressed out visibly

When I see the best man start to sweat

I don't say it yet

Ski-dap ba-dap

When I see that little ring bearer cunt

Getting yelled at by his mum

Oh I still don't say it

When I see the groom asking the vicar

If they can wait just another fifteen minutes

I do not say it

Ski-bap ba-da

And when the father of the bride

Starts organizing an ad-hoc emu bob of the courtyard area

I want to but I do not say it

It's the eleventh hour

With three-hundred congregates under God's roof

The vicar approaches the mic

And suddenly all of the chatter goes mute

He says that they've misplaced the rings

Could anyone possibly know where they are

I know it's my time as all heads turn as I stand and say "Vicar"

Have you checked your butthole

Ski-dap ba-dap butthole

I have not seen your ring but have you checked your ring

And by ring I mean butthole

Love is patient love is kind

But if you ask me where you can find

Literally anything you've lost before

I'm gonna suggest that it's up your butthole

"Where's my phone"

Is it up your butthole

"I lost my loan" have you checked up your butthole

"I'm losing my patience" check your anus

"Where's your class" I think it's stuck up your a*s

"I just lost my grandma"

Oh my god I'm so sorry

"Are you capable of not saying she's up my a*shole"

Of course my condolences

"I'm not looking for a silly joke right now"

Yeah yeah what are you looking for

"Honestly just like a shoulder to cry"

Have you checked your butthole

Ski-dap ba-dap butthole

Maybe you'll find your dead grandma up there too

Oh I f**kin' got you butthole

My family hate me

This might be the reason that I've got no close friends

F**kin' worth it baby